Unfortunatley due to my business loan I couldn't fake an ordinary account, however, I discussed the idea of free banking with the bank manager and have had the fees dropped considerably. I still have to pay for over the counter banking (I also know the way around this one), but all online stuff is now free. My business credit card is also without an annual charge, all I need to do is ring them, why they can't remove them altogether is beyond me

I believe the banks don't want to lose business so you can negotiate so suit yourself.
Angie